I couldn’t even find this funny, I was that amazed by the short guys voice. Fucking heeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllll!
Like seriously, like a more talented, modern Paul Simon.
So I hushed. I was so peeved at them for not listening to me I kept hushed the livelong four weeks I picked the field, workin’ right along side of them, listening to them prattle on about this uncle or that cousin. Or if somebody didn’t show up for work, gossip about them. Four weeks and not a peep out of me. Till I think by God they forgot I could talk, the mossbacked old bastards. I bided my time. Then, on the last day, I opened up and went to telling them what a petty bunch of farts they were. I told told each one just how his buddy had drug him over the coals when he was absent. Hooee, did they listen then! They finally got to arguing with each other and created such a shitstorm I lost my quarter-cent-a-pound bonus I had comin’ for not missin’ a day because I already had a bad reputation around town and the bean boss claimed the disturbance was likely my fault even though he couldn’t prove it. I cussed him out too. My shootin’ off my mouth that time probably cost me twenty dollars or so. Well worth it too.
I’m still angry. I just been in an angry, angry mood all fucking weeeeeeeeeeeeeeek and I just want to sleep.
Shittest episode. Made no sense why people would do it, the hospital thing was RETARDED, just SO excessive. I mean as extreme as the paintball ones were the motive at least made sense for everyone, people would pull that shit for 100G’s or a 6 day weekend.
I hate to say it, but they’re trying too hard.
- every band at the end of every show: i swear to god this has been one of the most amazing shows we've ever played in our lives thank you thank you thank you
- 'And all the ladies around here in _________________ are super sexxxxyyyyyyyyy'
Fuck I love urban dictionary
“Awesome dude, that’s some swag”
“I think one of them was my sister though…”
“Negative swag”
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“I’m digging that strut son, I like your swag”
“Thanks Dad”
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“I don’t think I can go out tonight, I got too much work”
“Swag up you little bitch”
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“If I finish this pizza in under 3 minutes, can I get a swag point?”
“You really don’t understand swag…do you?”
